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Did you know January is Pussy Wellness Month?
Well, probably not because I made it up but it is totally a thing now so pay attention. Pussy Wellness is super important even if you don't have a pussy because I bet you love someone who does!
1. Come to The Yogasm Experience and learn some pussy rituals and womb massage techniques.
2. Eat More Plants. Everyday.
3. Give your pussy sunshine, salt water and orgasms. You can do this one in any order!
4. Vaginal Steaming...come see me at @ellavictorias and let me steam that puss. I can also give you a bomb womb or foot massage!
5. Stop drinking animal milk. Just stop. There are so many delicious plant based options. My current favorite is cashew milk because it is so creamy!
6. Stop sharing yourself with fuckboys or fuckgirls. Your pussyjuice is too valuable. Like for real. Stop doing this shit because these folks come with physical and spiritual sexually transmitted diseases. Your pussy (or penis) deserves better.
7. Drink real water. Coconut water and pineapple juice is cool but your pussy just needs regular, degular water. Also please do not douche with pineapple juice. I heard that was a thing. It should not be. Stop it.
8. Cannabis because it makes everything better.
I will be posting more gems this month so stay tuned!
May all your orgasms come true,
MIAMI WAS FUCKING LIT!!
The FIRST stop of The Yogasm Experience Tour was SOLD OUT! I just want to take the time to give thanks to everyone who came out for my class. Some drove several HOURS in the RAIN and two ladies FLEW into MIAMI to come and see me. I DO NOT TAKE THIS FOR GRANTED!
There was even a MAN in my class! The Yogasm Experience is primarily a female-centered space but I WELCOME divine masculine energy when appropriate because I feel it is important for men to be included in female healing circles.
Thank you for allowing me to serve you! Thank you for blessing me with your divine pussy (and penis) power! Thank you to all the SEX THERAPISTS who I connected with over the weekend! I look forward to building with you ladies! Thank you to Natt from Planet Umoja for bringing delicious VEGAN empanadas! Miami you showed me so much LOVE! I can't wait to come back!
You see all these beautiful faces! They are all officially part of my PUSSYGANG now!